Ever considered hiring pirate performers but the only ones you could find looked like beer-gutted alcoholics who failed the Macy's Santa audition? Or ren-faire rejects whose creativity ran the gamut from A(rrgh) to B(eer)? Or wannabes in cheap halloween costumes accessorized by plastic pistols and swords they didn't even know how to use? Not to mention what the men looked like...
If you've searched the net in vain for pirates who could actually deliver what their slick websites promised...
Well then you've just struck gold!
